I was vacationing in Hawaii and decided to sign up for surf lessons after seeing how hot the instructor was. We started on the sand, but I told her how athletic I was—and said I’d be fine if we moved things along a little faster…Which was a really bad idea. As soon as we got in the water, I was falling off the board non-stop and couldn’t catch a wave if my life depended on it. Eventually, she got sick of watching me get battered by the waves and suggested we take the lesson back to land. As we were walking out of the ocean, I lifted the surf board over my head to try to look cool, but I ended up losing my balance, letting go of my board and practically knocking her out with it…