My boyfriend, John, and I are crazy about each other, but we rarely spend time together because he’s in the military and I’m in college. He came out to visit me one weekend, and when I went to chemistry lab the following Monday morning, I was on cloud nine. Once I got to class and paired off with my group, I started gushing to my pals about my steamy weekend. The class was noisy, and I thought my friends were the only ones paying attention to our conversation. I was on the verge of dishing some dirt about the amazing things my guy did in bed when a girl sitting behind us blurted out, ‘I don’t want to hear about your John’s johnson!’ The entire class turned around to stare at us. The professor stopped lecturing and asked me if I had anything to share. I shook my head and spent the rest of lab red-faced.