My friend and I were in Miami and we went to this posh lounge for the night. We were talking to these two really hot guys at a table outside when a gust of wind came and blew up my skirt. It wouldn’t have been a big deal, but I was wearing Spanx underneath my dress, and they went all the way down to my thighs. One of the guys immediately commented on my “enormous granny panties.” The conversation ended there.